Looks matters.
Its a fact.
But you'll realise that looks can further be broken down into the face and the body.
If a person has the face but not the body, just cover up the body as much as possible.
With the body but not the face, expose as much of the body as legally possible.
Without the face nor body, two words, cosmetic surgery. actually make that three words, Major cosmetic surgery.
And finally, those with the body and the face, buy life insurance, since you'll most likely be the target of assasination by people belonging to the above three categories.
And truly finally, the delusional ones, those who belongs to the first three categories, but are convinced that they are actually in the fourth. Advice for this group? None, since no one will admit to belonging to this group anyway, but the rest of the world knows.
Think I'll go call my insurance agent now.
DISCLAIMER: The above post represents the view of the mind of Garion inc. In no way does it represent the actual views of Garion Inc. ( In actual fact, the abs are in depression, the biceps denial and the buttocks have locked themselves in their rooms.)
1 comment:
why is there a need to?
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